I'm the daughter of an English Teacher

My mom is a high school English teacher. Ever since I was little reading for fun, correcting grammer, Shakespeare, writing stories and poetry. Knowing when to say 'I' and when to say 'me' in a sentence has been the norm. It couldn't be helped. My mom is an English teacher. I learned how to read when I was 5, before kindergarden. I read The Giver in 6th grade. I can read a regular sized novel in 2-3 hours. Why? My mom is an English teacher, it's normal. I write poetry for fun! I have memorized Robert Frost and parts of Shakespeare's plays! If you use the wrong word form in your writing I will correct it! Oh and if you ever use slang in your writing, I will use my red pen and fix it! Slang is not English! Why am I so anal about grammer you ask? My mom is an English teacher, it comes with the territory. You know, it's not all bad. I've never gotten below an A in English class. I can read through a book faster than anyone I know, so if a new movie is coming out I can read the book and go see the film a few hours later, no sweat. It's not all bad, being the daughter of an English teacher.